So to cut to the chase, I found two of these this first week back to school. Was walking down the hallway speaking with a classmate/coworker and the fucking fool walked right passed one of these titans of note taking just laying on the ground. I was so awestruck that for an instant I even walked past it before my brain kicked and said "are you goddamn stupid? That's the motherfucking ak-47 of pens, you're not even going to check to see if there's ink?!"
Second one was hiding in a patch of pine straw today like a dirty little slut just waiting to be picked up. Grabbed the bitch and broker her in on the next class' syllabus.
A fine week so far! Not to mention these gif wars have been the bees knees.