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I thought it was costume day at my kids preschool, but I got the date wrong and it was actually School Picture Day. - Album on Imgur
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I thought it was costume day at my kids preschool, but I got the date wrong and it was actually School Picture Day.

by Jan 12

I totally stayed up all night making this freaking HOMEMADE CAPTAIN AMERICA costume for my kid... I even cut up an American Flag, which made me feel very unpatriotic at 3am, in order to finalize my masterpiece. He wore blue tights from the Wal-Mart girls department and I covered his Thomas the Tank Engine rain boots in fire engine red Duct Tape. I made him a shield out of an embroidery hoop covered in a pair of mommy's white stockings (ooh-la-la) and blue Duct Tape. This Captain America was definitely going to destroy the other moms' kids in their store-bought Spiderman shit shows of costumes...until we rolled up on the preschool hallway and I realized that none of the other kids were fully decked out in their favorite characters' digs like my little superhero standing next to me. And from there, it only got worse when the teacher asked if I brought a change of clothes or if I would like him to wear his "outfit" for the school picture... LOL, like I could get my 3 year old to disrobe his cloak of glory that made him the king of the classroom! WEAR THAT SHIT WITH PRIDE MY LITTLE MUNCHKIN...WEAR THAT SHIT WITH PRIDE. And yes, mommy ordered the deluxe package of photos from the school photography company (you are welcome :) because honestly, in this digital age, those guys must on the endangered species list...how many people actually buy school photos anymore?? #bestmomfuckupever

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