"My reaction when" moments.
MRW I have been cooped up indoors with an injured leg and my wife asks if I want to watch another house hunters with her
When my girlfriend dresses up as spiderman in a boxing ring and let's me have sex with her
MRW I have been drinking all night and my wife makes a joke about my lack of flexibility
MRW I'm programming and find bugs in my code that are straight up dumb and I'm a horse
MRW my friends are having a conversation about eating ass and it somehow turns into a political debate.
MRW it's the third tuesday of the month and i walk up to my neighbour's sprinklers at 3:31am , but he forgot to lock away his killer sausage
MRW My husband sees me double tap a post and asks what happens on a tripple tap.
Story of my life: When you finally get a pair of Aces on the hand, you go all-in and the dealer takes your cards.