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Microwave Suicide 2017 story

by 7d

Look at the picture, What you can see on this clearly non professional made picture is by far the strangest thing happend this year to me. Wake up this morning and hear a repeating beeping from the kitchen, the all so familiar sound of a ready to disembowl microwave. Neither i, nor my GF used the white wonder the last night, but the machine wasn't the youngest and over the course of the last months first signs of malfunction began to show, so i opened and closed the door to silence it and everything was fine. For like ten minutes. The loud cracking noise of heat raped glass echoed from the kitchen. Upon getting closer to the microwave i saw the timer on something like 70 minutes and after opening the door it was indeed the rotating glass platform thingy, broken into pieces. As a last farewell gift of the soon to be dead apparatus, i burned myself while unplugging the plug, it was agood plug, the best plug, a german plug. Remember kids, plastic and rubber can get hot, just like metal. So my theory is that this south-korean motherfucker runned for hours that night due to a worn out time controller, you know, that knob you turn for telling the pixies how long they have to run the magnetomatron. Im glad that it didn't catched fire or exploded and killed us all. So, check your kitchen ware you guys, the older it goes, the more dangerous it becomes. Like cheese. Btw, these are moments i wished to live in the US, cause then i whould drag this byproduct of WW2 radar tech into the backyard and shoot it with a shotgun until it stops resembling a microwave. Just kidding, the Unknown Microwave was a good companion to us and safed me and my better half more than once from starvation by lazyness. I salute you, LG IntelloWave, may you vibrate water molecules in the Great Scrapyard of eternity, shiney and chromed. As usual, im no natural english speaker, so if you getting triggered by my horrible grammar, you're free to rescue these written abominations and shelter them in a good and loving enviroment. Also, CAT TAX. Myloh as usual.

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