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by 5d
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I've been on Oxycodin for the last two weeks because of Rotator Cuff surgery. Oxy is a Narcotic, and they cause legit constipation. Well I drank 10oz of Magnesium Citrate last night at 5pm (Will cause Bowel Movement in 1-6 hours on the label). Nothing happened. At 8:15 my tailpipe, aka Karkatoa, let loose the trumpet of the apocalypses. I fled to the company bathroom and what proceeded was a Typhoon Class missile sub destroying my backfield. I feel better. TL;DR OP took an amazing shit.
TAKE ME UP

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